Playmate: Player Data Sheet

Robert K."Bo" Johnson - Rhythm Guitar / Percussion

Measurements: 3 - 7 ½ - 2 (in cold water)

Height: 5' 11"

Weight: 170

Birthdate: A liesurely stroll around the maternity ward with a warm bottle of lait français, a candlelight dinner of mushed carrots, a nice nurse to tuck me in, and a lot of cuddling.

Birthplace: Terra Haute, Indiana

Sign: Pisces (Western), Dog (Chinese), Dogfish (that's some tasty eatin'!).

Turn-Ons: Switches, valves, levers, and a lot of cuddling.

Turn-Offs: Short circuits, remote controls, the clapper, and being called "old."

Secret Ambition: What's "ambisshin"?

Most Embarassing moment: I have no shame.

Where I see myself in five years: A liesurely stroll around the maternity ward with a warm bottle of lait français, a candlelight dinner of mushed carrots, a nice nurse to tuck me in, and a lot of cuddling.

My thoughts on the Internet: You're all talking about me behind my back, aren't you?

Awwww!
They look like they're UP to something...
Born to Run, Baby.
Even at an early age, Bo had an eating disorder. Silly, Bo. Food goes in your mouth. Your aural canal is incapable of absorbing nutrition.
An early meeting of Mark and Bo while Bo was working at Comedy Sportz. Bo is the one on the right. Wait, haven't I seen this picure before?
Bo ripping it up in his usual style at a Random Maxx gig. Doesn't he remind you of the Boss?

You can E-mail Bo at Maxx_Daddy@RandomMaxx.com
And, if you do mail him...Please be gentle. He's a little new at this whole "cyberweb" thingy.

Any resemblance of this page to the playmate data sheets found in the centerfolds of Playboy Magazine is purely intentional and intended for satiric purpose. In other words, please don't sue us, Hef.

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